Mob AU: Boss!John bought the first night of virgin!Sherlock.

Johnlock photo manipulation.
^~^ Enjoy…
Is that the baby from Labyrinth?
- Shut up, Sherlock. You are talking in your sleep.
I’ve been waiting
my whole lifeall year for this.
It was not one of my…prouder moments…
V-day cards from Johnlock ;)
“You’re usually so good when it comes to identifying smells too.” Sherlock rolled his eyes and made a distinct noise from around the corner, John could picture his face without seeing it. There were telltale whines and groans Sherlock would make and John was getting better and better at reading the man’s moods through the various noises.
“Shut Up will you the blood is just returning to my brain! you can’t expect me to be sharp all the time.” John grinned to himself as he took another long drag from the smoldering wrinkled paper
Sherlock rustled his hair in his fingers and washed his face…
He would get John back for that comment a little later
Someone finally did it. And its wonderful. Thank you thank you thank you.
omfg this is so hot @_@ I can’t even

- John, you’re late again. You should work less hard for your own health.
- I don’t believe you, Sherlock. You are not here. I don’t believe you.